Funny

Inspiring Words:

"My father is taller than I am. I take after my mother, who is descended from a long line of tiny people who were bred by German royalty to climb into tunnels to hunt rodents. This means it's awkward to hug my father — but it was always awkward, because we're from the part of the country where men can show affection only by insulting each other's snowmobiles."

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