Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Other Things More Likely...

There are a number of things MORE LIKELY than my opening that first email up there. Yeah, the one from Bank of Whitman. Here is a list of some of those things:

- suck on a mouthful of pennies
- sit on a chair laden with brussel sprouts for ten hours
- marry a man who is a limbless Shakespearean actor with herpes
- eat a bucket full of bloody lamb's eyeballs
- clothe myself in fish skin oiled with WD-40
- blow John Mellencamp
- stick capers up my nose
- memorize the entire Bible backwards
-drink Pepto Bismol with dinner
so, so, so much more...

Me thinketh that bank delivereth Trojans, and I *don't* mean the ribbed kind.