Snippets

In the hospital room:

Youngest daughter: "Em looks like she is doing better."

Wasband: " Yes, honey she is doing better. She was in a lot of pain but they gave her a very powerful drug called Morphine."

YD: "Powerful Drugs, eh?"

Wasband: "Yup. She is now on the slippery slope to becoming a Democrat."




In the kitchen today, Emily tries to open the plastic wrap on some Molasses with her teeth.

Me: "Um, yeah...let's NOT open things with your teeth, M'Kay? We just finished paying for those braces of yours"

Em: "I just spent 15 dollars on this manicure!!"

Me: "Add a few more zeros and that's what we spent on your teeth"